The Miracle of Life!!

So this week I got the unwelcome advantage of seeing the gift of life at work, now I see this everyday working at a children's hospital but this was much more then my average day of work. I was walking in to work and was confronted by a man who was going off in Spanish, now all of you should know I don't know Spanish at all...( OK I know a few naughty words) but other than that I couldn't ask were a bathroom was if I needed it. So I was trying to pick up on words here and there... All I could understand was my wife and that's only because he said "My wife" in English... Then this man that was apparently in distress and dragged me to his car. I got to his car and saw the most unexpected thing, I saw his wife in full blown labor! That’s right, we are talking lying in the back seat huffing and puffing and ready to push that baby out! I would like to take the time to tell you all, I am not equipped to handle this kind of thing. I have never helped someone give birth, nor have I taken any classes on this... So I did what every other person would have done and went into a full blown panic. After a small panic attack I finally put Two and Two together and got a very scaring 4. That is when my super hero skills kicked in and I ran to the E.R. to get some trained professionals (Just and FYI I am not a jogger. It makes me sweat, and I am not a fan of perspiration!) Anyways after running into the Hospital and getting a wheel chair for this woman, and contacting the ER, and regaining composure (Kind of) I kindly told the EMT that I was a clinical assistant, and was not trained to handle this kind of thing. This however gave him the biggest laugh of his adult life... I have decided that my dream of going back to school to get my RN that Labor and Delivery has been removed from the list of possible departments I would like to work in, due to this very graphic display I witnessed! I think maybe I will get into geriatrics; there I would not have to worry about helping with labor... However that will make me face another issue... Old People... Ugh... Don't even get me started! Hmm... I starting to think maybe I would be a better bartender.